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Interview with Richard Meltzer

By Scott Woods

Technically, Richard Meltzer may not have invented rock criticism--he wasn't necessarily "there first"--but with The Aesthetics of Rock (published in '70, written a few years before that), he took music writing on a wild philosophical goose chase ("Vast generalizations, lots of empirical meat") that 30 years later no one's really caught up to (or fully understood--least of all myself). The four consecutive pages (199 to 202) Meltzer devotes to Herman's Hermits alone (a probe into the "contextually evil" "I'm Into Something Good"; citing "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter" as "an analogue to Oedipus"; etc.) constitute the sort of thought processes that any curious and critical mind would be thrilled to stumble upon, and probably a little scared if they did so. I'm pretty sure I'd rather be stranded on a desert island with The Aesthetics of Rock than just about any piece of music I can think of; I know for sure I'd never get to the bottom of it regardless.

Meltzer's new book, A Whore Just Like the Rest, is a superb, 600-page anthology of his music writing, from an early, wigged-out piece on Jimi Hendrix in 1967, to 1998's monumental-in-every-way "Vinyl Reckoning," a huge up-yours to some former colleagues, and a passionate where-the-hell-am-I personal statement: "A tougher question than Am I a rockwriter? Was I ever a rockwriter? (Do I even really qualify?) (Am I 'overqualified'?)." Um, probably?

Wednesday, July 12, two thousand zero-zero, I talked to Richard Meltzer on the phone, he in Portland, me in Toronto, 11:30 P.M. Eastern Standard Time. (Aside from the cheaper Bell charge after 11:00, it only seemed right to talk to Meltzer at night.) My prepared questions weren't that interesting, but he was gracious and kind (dare I say, surprisingly so?) and put up with me anyway.

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Scott:   I wanted to start by asking you what you were like in high school?
Richard:    What I was like in high school? Uh, I was a four-eyed shorty with a flat-top...

Scott:   Talk about it in terms of social groups --did you fit in? Did you have many friends?
Richard:    Uh, I didn't fit in, but I wouldn't say that anybody -- uh, there was probably a small elite that had what you would call a successful social life, but they were clearly a minority. I mean, I would say that most people I knew were thoroughly miserable. But there was no bonding in that -- everybody was sort of un-AFFILIATEDLY miserable.

Scott:   Did you do anything in high school -- I don't know, stuff that would suggest you'd become a writer later?
Richard:    I was a math major. I was basically -- I had been an overachieving student from way back. You know, like, my parents -- all the incentives were for academic over-achievement, so I did. And I didn't really CARE for my so-called studies, but the object was to get an A. My mother had been a math teacher, and so I especially over-achieved in math, and when I went to my senior year in high school and took a course called College Math, and by taking a certain placement test I was able to get into -- as a freshman in college, they put me in a sophomore math class -- and I think I got a B. Slowly but surely I was losing all interest in that, in math. And when, as a sophomore, I got a D and an F in two math courses I decided enough of this already, and became a Philosophy major. And it was only when I started writing Philosophy papers that I on any level thought of myself as writing. I mean, doing mere book reports and biology reports didn't feel quite the same. And so, I would do, uh, I still -- I mean, just to cut to the chase, I didn't think of myself as a writer as such until I had been doing it professionally for about five years. I just looked at myself in the mirror one day and I said, "I guess you're a writer."

Scott:   How did the Philosophy fit in in terms of being a rock fan?
Richard:    It just felt -- I also was an Art minor, I took Art History and Studio courses, and Philosophy was the cutting edge of all thought about such things as creation, creativity, the artist, the audience, the art object; just being able to look at all this stuff and get some sort of, like, what's the word? -- jargon for even TALKING about it. On one hand it was something to write about, but mostly it was -- you know, works of artists I cared about were THEMSELVES. They seemed to be mind-manifesting. I mean, they were psychedelic, which I think means mind-manifesting. And so, rock 'n' roll itself, by about '64, '65, the British Invasion and onward, seemed very much to manifest mind. It seemed like the easiest thing in the world to combine it with Philosophy, to basically, in my own mindset, combine the two of them. Rock and Philosophy were one and the same.

Scott:   How did rock, in your view, manifest mind?
Richard:    Well, I mean rock -- when I was 11 years old I saw Elvis on the Ed Sullivan Show, and it saved my life. I mean, I was just a really creepy little four-eyes then, and if I hadn't seen Elvis, I probably would've ended up teaching high school Math in Brooklyn. And it put some bounce in my life, it gave me a certain access to my own vitality, to my own sense of strut. And even when it was essentially a music of the BODY in the '50s, it was an incredible advance over what whitebread America had until that point. Unfortunately, rock 'n' roll as such, was dead in the water by about 1958 or '59; it was all but over.

Scott:   Bobby Vee and all that?
Richard:    Yeah. I mean, yes, bands and individual singers had hits and so forth, but it really wasn't thought of as nurture anymore, it wasn't something that was going to save anybody's life. And so when the British Invasion happened it was like, oh my God, it's the second coming! And it did have a very heavy dose of intelligence attached to it if for no other reason than that it had been rehearsed already. Whitebread, Anglo America had had a prior taste of this, and had gone over it in its mind, and had found the chops to really deal with it this time. That combined with -- I just think there were certain things going on in the world, I mean, DRUGS, for sure. But there was a certain something happening in general in the early '60s: you had pop art, comic books were getting weirder, and I just think that there was a certain access that most people suddenly had, uh… they always had the access, but it was almost like suddenly everybody was beatnik if they wanted to be. And an inordinate number LEAPED at it, and by somewhere in '65 when you had the Beatles, the Stones, and Dylan, and five or six other bands, but not really that many overall -- the Zombies, the Kinks, the Yardbirds, the Byrds -- suddenly it was like a torch held high in the world, bright enough to light the galaxy. It was somewhat astounding, it was like, where did this come from? It was suddenly immense.

Scott:   How affected were you by some of the rock of the pre-Beatles era, the early '60s stuff, I don't know, like Phil Spector...
Richard:    I think he's -- he's somewhat overrated. I mean, you could stand to listen to that stuff on the radio but it just wasn't -- there was nothing AWEsome about it, it was just well wrought tunes. And if anything, my favourite Phil Spector-produced single was one that didn't even have the Spector sound, it was "Pretty Little Angel Eyes" by Curtis Lee, just a silly song. And I always thought that later, in longer retrospect, that "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby," an Andrew Loog Oldham production, just leaves Spector in the dust.

Scott:   Talk a little about your first Beatles experience. You've written that you first heard them shortly after JFK's death?
Richard:    Right, on a Canadian station. I had a date with a high school cheerleader in Pennsylvania. I was driving in from Long Island, and I think Kennedy was shot before -- it was a friend of mine, the two of us were going there, we would have dates with these two cheerleaders, it was their homecoming game and everything, and Kennedy got shot while we were having lunch in the cafeteria before we took off, and by the time we were on the road the only stuff on the radio was either news or dirge-like, you know, requiem kind of music. And when we got to Philadelphia, these chicks really didn't want to have a lot to do with us because we really weren't remorseful, we weren't -- what's the word? -- we didn't feel the wave of tragedy. And so, they threw us out. And on the way back, driving back, we by accident heard from some Canadian station the Beatles -- I don't even remember what song it was, but I'd been aware of the Beatles existence. There had been a piece on them in the New York Sunday Times Magazine, I think, and it interested me that here was rock 'n' roll again, somewhere, but I think I was suspicious -- if it's British, it must be really bad. Because all I knew about Brits was, like before the Beatles they had stuff like Laurie London, "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands," "I Remember You" by Frank Ifield -- this was very dreadful stuff, and so, when I first heard the Beatles for real, I was back on campus within a few days of, uh -- I mean, part of what happened was that everybody, they were supposed to have mid-terms a couple days later, and they cancelled the mid-terms because, oh, gee, everybody's feeling the grief, and then somebody from the faculty happened upon the campus, and as soon as they announced no mid-terms, everybody started playing touch football and having a dandy ol' time. So they reinstated the mid-terms and everybody flunked (laughs). And between then and Christmas it was like one incredible anarchistic event on campus; everybody was just kind of... I didn't personally know anybody who was struggling with -- there wasn't a lot of grief. And the music was "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen and whatever Beatles albums. There were like two or three albums that were released at the same time, and it was one really incredible dance of anarchy.

Scott:   The Beatles are your central experience?
Richard:    Well, I would say that the only adjustments that I've made on my own take on their importance is I've gotten rather sick of Paul McCartney, and so I can just about pull out of the whole thing "Yesterday" and "The Long and Winding Road" and all that stuff, and there's still plenty there. I mean, I'd say that, yes, the Beatles were easily the most important entity in the history of rock 'n' roll. I wouldn't exactly say at the moment that they're my favourite band, but they obviously -- I can name 75 cuts by them that I still hold dear. I would say that the Doors, for whatever it's worth, are my favourite band that I ever saw live, but I couldn't name you 15 cuts of theirs that are really worth it.

Scott:   So it's mostly as a live band that they're important to you?
Richard:    Well, I mean I saw them so much. When I started writing for Crawdaddy, the Doors had a residency at this club in Manhattan called Ondine, they were there for three or four months, and they played three or four sets a night. And we'd go down and see them, for free, and I saw them I'd say forty times, and they were just, uh… I went there with three people from the paper, the first night they played, and I just knew -- I heard their first album and it didn't make much of an impression on me, and when I heard "The End," I thought, oh, how theatrical, and then I saw them LIVE, and the four of us, we looked at each other and we said, "Is this the greatest thing ever, or is this the greatest thing ever?!" There was something just mesmerizing about it, they were like -- they seemed to us to be something beyond the Stones. Maybe that's what they'd came out of, we couldn't really tell. But there was something about Jim Morrison: before he had leather, he had jeans and a surfer shirt, and it was just really, uh, something about the NIGHT. And the Beatles, let's say that the Beatles were not the Stones, but the Stones were a band that six months after every Beatles album they did their version of the same thing. The Beatles were the band that showed the world how to strip-mine an idea; every album they did was a concept album. They're the only band that ever was that, from the moment they were the biggest thing in the world, they only got better. There's no other band that's ever been the biggest thing in the world that ever did anything but get worse from that point on. And they just had an astounding RUN, from '64 to, let's say, somewhere in '68 maybe.

Scott:   The White Album.
Richard:    Yeah, and after The White Album I don't give a damn. But from Revolver and so forth -- that stuff still holds up to me. A song like "And Your Bird Can Sing," which is something nobody regards as one of their big songs -- I can play that any day. Or even "Rain" -- I mean, "Rain" was just an incredible single, when it came out with the backwards stuff, y'know -- the b-side of "Paperback Writer." But it was just... how old are you?

Scott:   I'm 36, so I'm familiar with all the stuff. I was just a kid when it was out, but...
Richard:    I mean, you know, I had my first significant girlfriend, my first important sexual relationship during a couple years of the Beatles. And the Beatles were essentially the first white rock band to come up with a way of dealing with boy-girl that was neither ripped off from R&B, nor insipid Tin Pan Alley. I mean they did a lot of things.

Scott:   There's also the group aspect -- the whole "community" thing.
Richard:    Right. In the '50s, maybe you knew the names of both of the Everly Brothers, maybe you didn't. But the Beatles were the first band where everybody had identity.

Scott:   And would you say the whole community thing ENDED with the Beatles?
Richard:    Well, I mean one of the things that was so important about the Beatles also was that it was perceived that they were friends, that there was some actual existential relationship between these people. That never seemed to be there with the Stones. I remember reading an early interview with, like, Mick or somebody, "How often do you socialize with Charlie?" "Never." That kind of thing. I mean, the Beatles, when they made their two movies, there was something just so... it was not a question of -- they weren't naturalistic films, but they were films that did get the energy of -- I mean, just to see little scenes there where you see John talking to Ringo, and there was something that felt urgently REAL about it. And you know, whatever. I mean, Elvis was the same thing, Elvis was just a UNIT -- a single atom -- but in 1956, '57, it really felt like, there was something about ANYthing he did, it MATTERED: Any news item about him, any photo of his latest haircut And the Beatles was the same thing. And to some extent, many of the British Invasion bands, too: It mattered what Ray Davies did, etc. And then when you added drugs to the whole thing -- drugs were not part of the initial buzz of the British Invasion, and once you could come up with your own alternate world, using this stuff as the soundtrack, as the backdrop, as the CUE, it really was rather liberating.

Scott:   I wanted to ask you about that, actually. When did pot start to have something to do with it for you? Or drugs in general?
Richard:    I smoked pot for the first time I'd say it was in the spring of '64, and strangely enough it was half time at a Thelonious Monk concert on campus. But it was at a moment -- I listened to a lot of jazz between the death of the '50s thing and the British Invasion.

Scott:   Was it through the Beats that you discovered jazz?
Richard:    No, I never read -- it's funny, but I never read the Beats until I was almost 40, because I never really read much. I was AWARE of the Beats, but I never read the stuff. Jazz was just something that, when I was a college freshman, certain people had these records and they were very, uh -- y'know, something just drew me to it: Ornette Coleman, John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk. And I basically oriented myself to this music that was without WORDS, and just levels of feeling and all of that -- the physics of feeling and SOUND. And so when the British Invasion happened, I felt something -- I mean, it's silly to think so now, but the Beatles had a song, "Love Me Do," which I think in fact was their first British hit, and it sounded very much like John Coltrane: modal. But there was just something -- I was GRIPPED by the FACT of rock 'n' roll again, and by each of these bands... I mean, Dave Clark Five for ten seconds were the band that followed the Beatles. The Stones weren't really played in the U.S. for at least six months, and I remember hearing the single -- I think "Not Fade Away" was the first thing I heard by them -- and then they weren't played again for months. But basically once you had in PLACE, once you came to expect a Beatles, a Stones, or a Dylan album every few months, those three things taken together -- I mean, everyone I knew had all these albums, or had access to all these albums, and you just MEMORIZED them. I don't think there were 20 bands in the world by late '64 that anybody paid any attention to, but everyone I knew knew them all. It was a very small world, and when you threw in, when you added all these American bands, like starting with the Byrds pretty much, and Love and the Doors and all the San Francisco bands, it was an incredible continuity of things to just, you know -- from '65 to '67 was a great period without any letup; it was just ongoingly astounding. I was in my early 20s, and it was fueling my life.

Scott:   Go back to the drugs a bit. You said you first indulged at a Thelonious Monk show? Did that change you completely?
Richard:    No -- it was pretty weak stuff. But when I finally did smoke something that was strong enough, which probably would've been, oh, '65 I guess -- the summer of '64, let's say -- it was very -- once I realized what pot WAS, like what doors it opened and so forth, the Philosophy major in me got very interested in the whole notion of, uh, consciousness-alteration, or whatever the term might be, just having different ways -- just even giving me different jargon for talking about how you think.

Scott:   And did that make you want to put the words down on the page?
Richard:    Well, I mean I DID, but it wasn't so much -- your original question was, did any of these things make me want to write? I felt that I just -- YES, I was compelled to write, but I didn't think of it as writing, I mean, it was like, yes, I was trying my darndest to just -- it kind of just oozed out of me because I was not a practised writer, and I didn't have writers as models, because most philosophy text is unreadable, and I didn't take English courses, I'd never read Faulkner or Hemingway, and I certainly had read very little poetry, and so basically, I just, by hook or by crook, I tried to articulate expressing what was on my mind, and what seemed to be in the work of these bands and so forth.

Scott:   That's incredible to me that you -- not so much that you didn't think of yourself as a writer, but that you didn't focus on English, and Philosophy you found unreadable, because your early stuff -- I mean, you're such a strong stylist from the start.
Richard:    Well, it's nice for you to say that.

Scott:   But it seems incredible to me, just where that came from.
Richard:    Well, recently I was reminded that one of my earliest influences as a writer was Muhammad Ali: All exclamation points, just this kind of absolute, go-for-the-jugular all-CAPS overkill. And I did a paper -- must've been the spring of '65, before the second Ali-Liston fight -- for a Philosophy of Religion class. I did a paper called "Saint Cassius," which I got from "Saint Genet" by Sartre, I wanted to write about Cassius Clay as a religious philosopher. And I don't even know if I mentioned that he was Muslim. It was just simply that he was redefining the nature of BEING from a boxing ring, and the way he put a verbal dimension to it was without precedent, and I still feel that -- it happened to BE that he was a great fighter. But beyond that he was, you know, a great thinker -- whatever that means. As great a thinker as Little Richard with "A Wop Bop A Loo Bop A Lop Bam Boom!," which is a great thought.

Scott:   So was boxing an obsession from early on?
Richard:    Well, I got into boxing from wrestling. I mean wrestling I think -- I was pre-conditioned for rock 'n' roll by two things: one was wrestling and the other was monster movies.

Scott:   Really?
Richard:    Yeah, and one of the lines used to be, existentialism was the metaphysics of pragmatism, or vice versa, I forget whatever the deal is; and wrestling is the metaphysics of rock 'n' roll. Just this whole silly kind of restructuring of polarities and all of that. I got to boxing because wrestling and boxing used to be in the same magazines, and I'd look at the photos of people with punches and stuff and knockouts -- "This looks interesting!" But monster movies were very important to me during the pre-rock 'n' roll Eisenhower/McCarthy '50s. You had a lot of stuff going on in these movies that cost $11,000 to make, and I LOVE those movies. And when I saw Elvis on Ed Sullivan, I don't think I was even aware of it on a sexual level, but just looking at him shaking his hips or whatever, it just seemed like crazy shit, y'know, but looking at his FACE he had the same look in his eyes that I remembered from Kevin McCarthy at the end of the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers, just this look of, you know, it's the end of the world, but what the fuck?

Scott:   What do you mean when you say "a lot of things going on in monster movies"?
Richard:    Oh, just, you know, just the basic alternate universe kind of thing: what is credible, what's not credible? What's the difference? The kind of suspension of disbelief you have to do for Shakespeare is different from what you gotta do for Invasion of the Saucer Men.

Scott:   I was going to ask you something else about movies, actually -- do you think there's any movies that capture rock 'n' roll really well?
Richard:    Well, it's funny, but I thought both Beatle movies and Performance were very good movies.

Scott:   I'm thinking more like, something like Mean Streets, where…
Richard:    Okay, that was a very good use of music on the soundtrack, but by the time [Scorsese] was doing GoodFellas, and it's just wall to wall songs, it's harder -- it's very hard to take. Mean Streets was fine, and in a way, even Easy Rider had not half bad stuff in moments. But basically, I can't stand the movies today -- American Beauty. The fact that -- let's name a movie for a Grateful Dead album, and songs by Free, and the Guess Who... Whatever it is, it's down to every director using his favourite tunes. You know, Rushmore. I just don't really care for most of -- I mean in Rushmore I thought it was cute that they had "Concrete and Clay" by the Unit Four Plus Two as the first love song in the movie. It was like, let's just show how goofy can a guy be. And the only Stones song they used was "I Am Waiting," a ballad from Aftermath. So in a way I thought there was some intelligence in the choice of tunes but I wouldn't say that they actually WORKED, that they actually delivered the movie. It's more like it's down to getting some kind of sense of what the director's p-o-v is from the music he uses, but really not expecting the music to deliver the picture.


Part 2 of Richard Meltzer interview